maxeth:

what the fuck is going on

(Source: oldspice, via itwasthestarsfault)

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1 day ago

lubricates:

my life consists of being hungry all the time and being too lazy to do anything about it

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

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1 day ago

duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

(via cheriele)

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260522
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1 day ago

Straight White Boy Problem #385

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

(via textpostsrus)

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1 day ago
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